Safety Scissors Suck

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My name is Matt and this is my play space. It is here that I will post things that inspire and entertain me, whether it be a random video, awesome new music, thoughts on life, art or something completely different.


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Shaq gets his revenge on Aaron Carter

Nice Herbal Essences throwback airing during the Grammys!!! “Next time try the body wash!”

Apparently New Kids on the Block’s bodyguard tried to have a rap career.

Hey 90s kids, you’re going to love this ad.

It’s morphin’ time.

Merry Christmas from the Clintons!

Merry Christmas from the Clintons!

Get pushin’ pushin’ push pop. Pusha push pop the grape fruit flavor…push it down, and save some for later.

Some asshole named their kid "Hashtag" | http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/baby-hashtag_n_2199601.html

Awesome “Saved by the Bell” inspired track

Why doesn’t MTV play music videos anymore?

Holy crap this is hilarious!

The Magic School Bus: The Movie trailer. 

So dumb, but thought I’d share because I loved the show, ha!

“All That” bloopers. 2:53 is my fave, ha! (3:51 is good too)

Inspector Gadget

Hey Arnold! art

I’ve watched more “Full House” in the last month than I have in the last five years.

I’ve watched more “Full House” in the last month than I have in the last five years.

What’s lactose intolerant?

What’s lactose intolerant?