Hello, welcome to Safety Scissors Suck (because we all know they do). My name is Matt and this is my play space. It is here that I will post things that inspire and entertain me, whether it be a random video, awesome new music, thoughts on life, art or something completely different. Who knows what the day will bring - regardless I’m sure you will enjoy yourself! var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-29102776-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/362e7dbf58836a17b086159b8028ac52/tumblr_mnzuiqeEnC1qewacoo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/902f8604d6226858b3be6c0a94644975/tumblr_mnzuiqeEnC1qewacoo9_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/428cf7fcdc400dedeb9a6e9b373c532b/tumblr_mnzuiqeEnC1qewacoo10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e08c22d6374865798cda66e962b46d0/tumblr_mnzuiqeEnC1qewacoo6_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/058e10dfa845391589ccdda30e5df712/tumblr_mnzuiqeEnC1qewacoo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/98c6e857e10914874040f5f431ba0e13/tumblr_mnzuiqeEnC1qewacoo7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/52334279675/if-companies-had-realistic-slogans-buzzfeed-via">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>If Companies Had Realistic Slogans</strong> [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/if-companies-had-realistic-slogans">buzzfeed</a>/<a href="http://laughingsquid.com/more-realistic-company-slogans/">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52361518307http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52361518307Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:43:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6a64a4711bfae10126c7dd08316dc59/tumblr_mnzs08N3zf1qzprlbo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/158d96dac5ef572d8a08f5050c06d062/tumblr_mnzs08N3zf1qzprlbo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8072f5e7f54bf771acd939b931d8c4f/tumblr_mnzs08N3zf1qzprlbo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0368b023775847a8ad56aa084bc47d4e/tumblr_mnzs08N3zf1qzprlbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/24a439f50bbbf3a57ac505e4ad5dbc23/tumblr_mnzs08N3zf1qzprlbo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/52337176754/paula-morales">kateoplis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.moralespaula.com/#a=0&at=0&mi=2&pt=1&pi=10000&s=6&p=1">Paula Morales</a></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52361224582http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52361224582Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:37:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2db9484d499f619bc310d4e1b59b232b/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe3ddd9201cd71aeee4d8eecb673c900/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13eaf7f10fa45d37076f49575e1b187f/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b483dbb1f07c421d5e736ac9f0fcaea2/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/98980303be68e0ae436aeb0ed56ad7cf/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a974e1ec1b4034a5010a512d5d060ba/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f6254e5a22fb00fa8546ed26c1b31f0/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c31a5e1f95634de425e3881c921f181/tumblr_mnyapm1zfo1srcyido8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360965153http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360965153Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:32:27 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uMQb9LCNGxs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/52344588508/isolated-vocal-track-of-david-bowie-freddie">iheartchaos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><span>Isolated Vocal Track of David Bowie & Freddie Mercury Singing ‘Under Pressure’ (1981)</span></strong></p> <p><span>It’s so beautiful…</span></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360837471http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360837471Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:30:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/562b36b79afce6137b002f9ebb0531f7/tumblr_mntptjyp4N1s2m3vao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8743a4334e2570d75f4ccd65e76870ae/tumblr_mntptjyp4N1s2m3vao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e7961b347b55f0124bcd4b291c2ba59/tumblr_mntptjyp4N1s2m3vao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360586960http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360586960Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:25:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e06cd6f54e8e9cb9708d64a3558b1d6/tumblr_mnzwn5TVVp1r9pt1so1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c7ee348b765eef4e9a11c831a8bf8cb/tumblr_mnzwn5TVVp1r9pt1so2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2522d539d0ece38efc7bee70eae1a256/tumblr_mnzwn5TVVp1r9pt1so3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myheartsnsocal.tumblr.com/post/52347634156/love-this-movie">myheartsnsocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Love this movie!</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360472446http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360472446Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:23:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1215187473aed588cd209dcee610b303/tumblr_mnxw5uGIKt1qg9kfqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360466237http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52360466237Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:23:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52770ba6c951b08cf6ba613f7b58517b/tumblr_mo04iunsRu1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/52349482485/alternative-ending">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.bottleneckgallery.com/collections/alternate-ending/products/andres-lozano-martin-whats-in-the-box">Alternative ending</a></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52359831700http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52359831700Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:11:27 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dwYatpwrs8s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/52350345488/final-trailer-man-of-steel-this-ones-pretty">popculturebrain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Final Trailer: ‘<strong>Man of Steel</strong>’</p> <p>This one’s pretty spoilery so watch at your own risk.</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52359737066http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/52359737066Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:09:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b78a89cefc319742ab170694a6942688/tumblr_mnkwuz3ZLL1s9hasno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2d1a65db94b7e61a640505a02202880/tumblr_mnkwuz3ZLL1s9hasno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57abb28f8d2bc26933eeef73ed860477/tumblr_mnkwuz3ZLL1s9hasno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d699ce22b3f0f0be278a8c54c658fabe/tumblr_mnkwuz3ZLL1s9hasno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51728370619http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51728370619Thu, 30 May 2013 11:32:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dfe7373f39c5d62784687b32e53fb7c8/tumblr_mnkrucUkH71sr6ufzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/431a5ca64f34626bed4427f2f522f232/tumblr_mnkrucUkH71sr6ufzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://silenthill.tumblr.com/post/51680099785/the-stradivarius-can-i-just-allow-me">silenthill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-stradivarius.tumblr.com/post/51661183592/can-i-just">the-stradivarius</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>can i just</p> </blockquote> <p>allow me</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f1d4f0f34a141d5a30505c1e20503cdd/tumblr_inline_mnl3f13w311qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51728153049http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51728153049Thu, 30 May 2013 11:28:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d034d887d190e1d06fb69d4fcea22ba/tumblr_mnllzrI4BW1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/51708057486/i-dont-remember-that-episode-of-spongebob">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t remember that episode of Spongebob…</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51727686796http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51727686796Thu, 30 May 2013 11:19:16 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DX7v6pK0lrU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatguyslaughing.tumblr.com/post/37390062305/iancredible-saladsally-jessitheblonde">thatguyslaughing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iancredible.tumblr.com/post/37382195580/saladsally-jessitheblonde-ageotropic">iancredible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saladsally.tumblr.com/post/37086867940/jessitheblonde-ageotropic">saladsally</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jessitheblonde.tumblr.com/post/37085221147/ageotropic-justabaddreammama">jessitheblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ageotropic.tumblr.com/post/36796560219/justabaddreammama-ineedmagichands-magician">ageotropic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justabaddreammama.tumblr.com/post/36795700613/ineedmagichands-magician-james-galeas">justabaddreammama</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ineedmagichands.tumblr.com/post/36795620977/magician-james-galeas-unbelievable-trick">ineedmagichands</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Magician James Galea’s Unbelievable Trick</p> </blockquote> <p>wat</p> <p><img alt="image" height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrzw0iXdx1qazxot.gif" width="262"/></p> </blockquote> <p>THE FUCK KIND OF BLACK MAGIC DID I JUST WITNESS?!</p> </blockquote> <p>I just applauded. HOLY SHIT.</p> </blockquote> <p>wut</p> </blockquote> <p>My mind is blown</p> </blockquote> <p>wut the shet…</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51727532608http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51727532608Thu, 30 May 2013 11:16:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27dba9a30ddef0047cce66e8b522881f/tumblr_mkxop58c5G1ql2603o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffposttaste.tumblr.com/post/51725267978/a">huffposttaste</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A+++</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51726585160http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51726585160Thu, 30 May 2013 10:57:20 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LUBLhoenPFo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/51725726689/tv-show-intros-mixed-up-with-different-theme-songs">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/tv-show-intros-mixed-up-with-different-theme-songs/">TV Show Intros Mixed Up With Different Theme Songs</a></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51726570676http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51726570676Thu, 30 May 2013 10:57:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c47269fa8375a7e3e67c071eee4eae2/tumblr_ml5xwoAxwy1ro4gxeo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa0abd59b1f3fbeb520a9f31bcd6a6b8/tumblr_ml5xwoAxwy1ro4gxeo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/44426ea65227292caa2f2d443065b692/tumblr_ml5xwoAxwy1ro4gxeo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51613299153http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51613299153Tue, 28 May 2013 22:54:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a3da6a9b3a451bdf08de41fbf3f3b88/tumblr_mngmwnkMyX1rby04wo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51612598845http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51612598845Tue, 28 May 2013 22:45:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92cd7f2b054881d068c2d1a3574bd5b9/tumblr_mnjejteb4J1qz80pso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.brooklynmutt.com/post/51608172072/yeah-good-luck-with-that-correction">brooklynmutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strike>Yeah, good luck with that</strike>… correction via <a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/">nbaoffseason</a>: <span>Best Heat diss ever. </span></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51610553980http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51610553980Tue, 28 May 2013 22:21:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b2f30a4c532d2505c6d5992d978e6ba/tumblr_mni852QDtK1qanmxxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51561819873http://safetyscissorssuck.tumblr.com/post/51561819873Tue, 28 May 2013 10:56:12 -0400